All of your comments about your own laundry woes made me feel like I'm not the only one and maybe my kids are normal, so thanks!
Anyway, every single time Snip and Snap (10 and 8) are in the back of the mini-van, their conversation is an adventure. Yesterday it was about legs. (Keep in mind that neither of them are the least bit overweight. In fact, Snip might be UNDERweight.)
Snap: The tops of my legs are kinda fat.
Snip: The top of EVERYONE'S legs are fat. I mean big around. Mom, is that mean?
Me: No. (I knew what she meant)
Snip: I used to think something was wrong with my legs 'cause if you stare at them for a long time, the little red lines under the skin start to look funny.
Me (thinking this could be a teaching moment): Those are your veins and capillaries. Remember we studied those?
Snip (totally uninterested): OK.
Snap: Yeah, I used to think I needed to go to the emergency room because my legs would be so skinny, but they got fat when I sat down.
Snip and Snap: HA HA HA HA HA
Me, thinking to myself:
Yeah, laugh it up while you can, ladies. Laugh it up.